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the old hucklebuck 

when a man gives a woman rear entry, plus the complimentary reach around, and the nipple tweak, all at once.
the sex was so intense, that she allowed him to finish her off with the old hucklebuck
the old hucklebuck by Zimdaddy August 16, 2003

Drowning The Old Hag 

Drowning The Old Hag is a game hybrid of a sexual move and parkour. 17 people (either 11 males & 6 females, or 3 males and 14 females) enter a room completely naked. The room's floor, walls, and ceiling are all spring loaded and are constantly flying armchairs and sofas at high velocity all about the room. The 17 people form a cirle by performing oral sex on one another and their left foot must always be resting on a piece of furniture. The last person to climax is the winner, who then chooses 8 people to stay and help kidnapp the next 9 people to play.
"NEVER play Drowning The Old Hag, Satan is the DM."
Drowning The Old Hag by Getsuyobi February 29, 2008

crackin the old hog 

He was up all night crackin the old hog.
crackin the old hog by Dayyyyo March 3, 2022

Stank on the old hang low 

When your sex organs smell like Genine Garofalo and swells to the size of a tampon only used by African Black Bears in breeding centers.
Yeah, I'd mos def stick n stur that chicken if she ain't have some stank on the old hang low.

the old right-handed circumcision ploy 

A tactic designed to divert a person's attention from what is really going on. This entails grabbing any close sharp object with the right hand and circumcising the nearest male creature.

Generally this is very successful at diverting attention, especially when undertaken without an anesthetic. We don't recommend circumcising anybody when you are taking drugs, anyway.
Well, we got away with the bank job by using the old right-handed circumcision ploy on the guard. Even though she was a woman, it did the trick.

sucking the old pan handle

Sucking a cock, while continually jacking it off with one or two hands and waiting for the gravy
Sally the local slapper sure does love sucking the old pan handle, before catching all the gravy.