A hilarious and kick ass web comic created by Matthew Inman who is from Seattle, a city built of awesomeness. The comic covers serious topics such as tacos, hammer pants vs. hipsters, interpreting beverage options on an airplane, pros and cons of sitting down to pee, and what Santa really does when you're asleep.
by Flying Asian January 1, 2012
Get the The Oatmeal mug.student1: then when I brought the oatmleal packet home, it was so badly wrapped half of it fell out!
student2: that sucks!
teacher: go to the principals office, I know the oatmeal code, I used it in high school.
student2: that sucks!
teacher: go to the principals office, I know the oatmeal code, I used it in high school.
by joe725 April 28, 2007
Get the the oatmeal code mug.Pertains to really botching up a situation and/or the process of choking in a sports situation.
Tends to portray totally fucking up someone's blissful morning moments and can be followed with equally impressive screw-up scenarios -- however the act of finding a turd in one's oatmeal is the trigger-phrase.
Tends to portray totally fucking up someone's blissful morning moments and can be followed with equally impressive screw-up scenarios -- however the act of finding a turd in one's oatmeal is the trigger-phrase.
What the hell was he thinking with that presentation?? Jesus-f'ing-christ, he really shit in the oatmeal this time -- and wiped his ass with the omellete!!
All they had to do was make 3 free-throws at the end of the game -- they really shit in the oatmeal that game.
All they had to do was make 3 free-throws at the end of the game -- they really shit in the oatmeal that game.
by donkeykongdick January 15, 2008
Get the shit in the oatmeal mug.Wallace- Dude, you took her home last night? She's a no-go with that YI.
Jones- Nah man. I was knuckle bumping the oatmeal all night.
Wallace- You're fucking sick.
Jones- Nah man. I was knuckle bumping the oatmeal all night.
Wallace- You're fucking sick.
by Kiril Ishikawa May 25, 2015
Get the Knuckle Bumping the Oatmeal mug.Another way of saying that you need to throw up/vomit but can’t because there is no where for you or someone to let it out. (The oatmeal part coming from that fact that oatmeal looks like vomit)
Ex1. Oh no... I think I’m gonna have to hold the oatmeal.
Ex2. Jenny needs to leave, now. She’s been holding the oatmeal.
Ex2. Jenny needs to leave, now. She’s been holding the oatmeal.
by Someone odd July 6, 2019
Get the Holding the oatmeal mug.Papyrus’s (a character from the hit indie game UNDERTALE) favorite food. Commonly confused with spaghetti.
What? Papyrus’s favorite food? It’s that oatmeal with the dinosaur eggs, idiot. … Hey, why am I the only one that knows the answer to this stupid question?
-Flowey on Undertale Q&A
-Flowey on Undertale Q&A
by a dumb donkey August 16, 2021
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