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The Milk Fic

The Milk Fic is the most disturbing, moist, and questionable fanfiction that anybody has ever created. The Milk Fic features Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross. To get the feel of it... Brendon gives Ryan a milk enema. In the cleanest words possible. It will scar you for life and might change your feelings on milk.

The Milk Fic

A horrendous FanFiction starring Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross from Panic! At The Disco. Theres a milk enema, and i’m never drinking milk again.
“Did you read the Milk Fic?”
“Yeah bro. Never drinking milk again”
The Milk Fic by Insane weeaboo October 8, 2019

The Milk Fic

An extremely disturbing, and disgusting, fan fiction, originally published on livejournal. It features Ryden, the pairing of Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross from Panic! At The Disco, performing BDSM-like acts in a detailed matter. It's followed by the sequel: In My Mouth. Upon discovery of The Milk Fic, Brendon Urie videoed his response. I suggest anyone who reads this, and faces it with nonchalance, may need to spend a bit of time, or a long period of time, away from the Fan Fiction scene. Or better yet, don't read it to begin with.
The Milk Fic was removed due to being copied constantly, I wish it had stayed that way.
The Milk Fic by AntiMilkFic January 6, 2014

the milk fic

the milk fic is a story that tells the tale of Ryan ross and Brendon Urie preforming an act of bdsm to do with the beverage milk. its a sexual story and a very enjoyable read...
Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub.
"I haven't been able to stop thinking of the milk fic ever since I read it, it was such a delight!"
the milk fic by gerardwaymakesmehappy February 24, 2022
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