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the mainland 

Place where Hawaiians go for a decent education and real experiences before settling down back on the rock.

also known as Mainland
Those haole's from the mainland drove me back home.
the mainland by Hawaiian Jew April 3, 2004

The Maitland Deluxe

The art of giving coitis to your partner whilst simultaneously performing cunnilingus on their dog. The size of the dog does not matter.
Hey bro, heard you got to do the Maitland Deluxe with your misso last night. Congrats bro, thats so dope, how was it?