The Magician

The derogatory act of having doggy style intercourse with a lady (or lad), then when close to climax, spitting on her back in order to trick her into believing you relieved your semen on her, then, when the girl turns around, ejaculating on her face, snapping your fingers, and proclaiming: "Abracadabra Bitch!"

Example 1:
Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!
Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!
Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*

Example 2:
Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.

by zeroe October 5, 2006

The Magician

When you pretend to cum in her so she gets worry that she is gonna get pregnant but then you say "sike check your ear"

Guy1: Ay dude yesterday i just pulled The Magician on my girl and she was so impressed
Guy2: Dame i gotta try it on my girl someday

by Garan1610 February 22, 2021

The Magician

When a man is having sex doggy style with a woman (or man) facing a window. The man starts to slow down, going in and out slowly. Then another man comes over and slips it in while the first man leaves. The first man then procedes to leave the room, walk outside, and tap on the window. The woman (or man) then procedes to look up in shock at the relization of what has happened.

Bro 1: Hey you wanna go do the magician with your girl?

Bro 2: Yeah totally its freak her out!!

by ImNotInYouNoMore April 4, 2012

The Magician

The act of waiting for a girl to have the urge to urinate. When she feels she needs to, you stick your dick in her butt and have her pee, thus making it seem as if you are peeing through her.

I was magicianing this girl last night, when all the sudden Iactually peed, this made it very uncomfortable for the both of us.
The Magician

by TheMagician444 March 13, 2010

The Magician

The derogatory act of having "doggie style" intercourse with a girl (or boy), then when close to climax, spitting on her back in order to trick her into believing you relieved your semen on her, then, when the girl turns around, ejaculating on her face, snapping your fingers, and proclaiming: "Abracadabra Bitch!"

Example 1:
Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!
Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!
Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*

Example 2:
Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.

by zeroe October 5, 2006

the magician

when your hitting a girl from behind and tell her your about to cum and spit on her back and as she turns over you realise the pent up stream of sperm hiding in that chode of yours all over her.

i did the magician on my gf at the weekend

by smellypeen911 April 7, 2021

Fruit Pie The Magician

Fruit Pie the Magician was the mascot of Hostess Fruit Pies, appearing on the label for over 30 years. The brilliant imagineers at Hostess marketing conceived of this character: An anatomically correct fruit pie wearing a top hat and cape and wielding a magic wand.

Steve: I had a terrible dream last night.
Mike: Tell me about it.
Steve: This giant walking pastry turned me into a fruit pie! I'm pretty sure it was Fruit Pie The Magician.
Mike: Did I mention you look delicious?
Steve: I'm berry.
Mike: You're berry delicious.
Steve and Mike: Ha ha ha ha ha!

by Mr Softey January 28, 2009