The Library

When you go on the internet (typically YouTube) to troll scene kids by having an opinion by saying things like "scene kids r gay" or "Asking Alexandria fucking sucks" then waiting for a reply that will probably be the length of a short novel, telling you how scene kids are original and you don't know what kind of problems they go through and so forth. The library technique could be used for any group that gets easily butt hurt not just scene kids, but their the easiest to get books from.

Alex:Hey did you see my comment on why I hate scene kids?
David: Hell yeah dude that girl Adriana Abomination left you a book! You were in the library lol.

by TheJudgeTheJury June 7, 2013

The Library

When you're doing a girl from behind and you pull it out and stick it in her ass. When she starts to make noise or say it hurts, you lean over and cup her mouth while whispering "Shhhhh" in her ear.

When you've lost all interest in fucking a girl..it's time to go to The Library.

by Hawkeye Fans September 22, 2008

The Library

When you're doing a girl doggy-style and pull it out and stick it in her ass. As soon as she makes noise like it hurts, you lean forward and cup her mouth while whispering "Shhhhhh" in her ear.

Karl was bored with banging Christine doggy-style so he decided to give her The Library. That should quiet the bitch.

by The_Chad October 3, 2006

the library

a school library run by a librarian commonly known as Miss V, Villilardo or Villilardo guttardo retardo. she is in charge of the library that sadly has no books, apart from toad rage - the autobiography of a toad mum and an amazingly cool poem book. popular library activities include the jumping game, eating peoples rubbers and complaining at the obvious lack of books. there is an amazing set of library rules and it is up to the older occupants of the library to set an example to the year sevens (a bad example).

Danielle: there are no books in the library! miss v why don't you buy some books??

Emma: emily stop eating my rubber!

by your face is a sock September 9, 2010

The Library Is Officially Open

RuPaul once used this sentence to describe the beginning of something exciting, specifically in her collaboration with Miley Cyrus named "Cattitude" It can be used as a response to the deliverance of exciting information is shared. Usually, a term used by gay men considering it comes of RuPaul's origin.

Hey did you hear that season 14 of RuPaul's drag race came out yesterday? Gurl, the library is officially open!

by George R.R. January 13, 2022

Meet People at the Library

Its the Perfect place to meet people. Not only people tho you can meet a dog, a cat ,your Math Teacher or even a wild Rosa. Don't let this Perfectly good opportunity go to waste.The Library isn't exclusive to friendly Relationships tho you can meet your dreedphobes, a "HEAVEN", sometimes you can even find your true Love.Meet People at the Library now!!!!

"Oh you're so lonely,you should really Meet People at the Library"

by Amdreed May 14, 2022

the cutest girl in the library

a phrase used to describe an intellectual girl who also happens to be incredibly attractive.

she may embrace such things as post-modern feminism, russian literature, left-wing or third party politics, and string theory, but you probably don't care about any of that because you're too busy trying to figure out how to get into her pants.

this rare and fascinating creature probably speaks at least one other language fluently, and could kick your ass at trivial pursuit.

she is most certainly out of your league.

horny bastard: "dude, check out that girl in the horn-rimmed glasses."
generic wingman: "she's one of those brainy chicks, man. she's the cutest girl in the library."
horny bastard: "too bad. i'd hit that."

by tangerine kicks daisies October 30, 2009