The Horn

An English expression for an erection.

Hey mate, you see that bird there with the big jigglies? She doesn't half give me the horn.

by raysallx October 15, 2010

the horn

Euphemism for an erection/the process of getting an erection

Looking at young pictures of my mum gives me the horn. Don't judge me

by cockneyknowledge May 10, 2015

the horn

The horn just means you have the fucking horn! Having the horn refers to a want in sexual desire. The horn-bearer wants it. Sluts have the horn and will take such horn. Most guys have the horn as general rule. If out at bars its always a horn-off, (often referred to as flirting), yet one must be cautious in horn judgement as its never true love. The horn for males can extend to various and great lengths.

That striper keeps looking over. She has the horn so bad, but shes fat and ugly so too bad for her.

by clubanzac September 6, 2014

The Horn

An extremely serious medical condition, in which the sufferer is compelled to Jack Off. This is a very dangerous condition that may lead to death, possibly by drowning in Jizz. The affects of this condition can last for up to 2 weeks. Scientists are working of a cure, but as of yet there is no cure or treatment.

Person 1: Hey do you know why will was ill?

Person 2: Yeah, he had The Horn.

Person 1: Oh shit! is he gunna be ok?

Person 2: They're not sure. He has been in hospital for the last 4 days, they just can't seem to get him stop it. There's not much hope.

Person 1: Poor guy.

by Chronic sufferer March 19, 2010

The Horn

The feeling you get before you decide to beat off. Usually with following up to the beating of the dick unless there are people around in which case the horn increases until you can't take it anymore.

Bob-" Hey man what's with you? Your face looks all weird."

Lil JJ-" Yo I'm in the horn right now son. I think i need to use yo computer for about 15-20 min."

by The Chree April 1, 2007

the horn

when a man gets extremely aroused by a female, usually one with dirty great beef curtains, who likes to be alabhama hotpocketed.

"daves mum gives me the horn, her tangy twat makes me soo hott"

by paul mckenna March 11, 2008

The Horn

Slang for smelling salts. Originates from "Atomic Rhino Red Line" smelling salts branding.

"Man, I really wish there was something that gets me going instantly."

"Sounds like you could use The Horn..."

by fred durst 2 May 12, 2023