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5-0, police, the man, they on your ass.
Yo look out , the feds are watching!…
The Feds by Graffitianni January 13, 2022

The Feds are watching 

The police or the authorities are survailing your person

fuck the feds 

IT MEANS BASICALLY FUCK THE USA FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AND ANYONE WHO WORKS FOR IT ESPECIALLY FBI, CIA, NSA, ETC
While in Federal Prison one inmate says to the other inmate FUCK THE FEDS
fuck the feds by SCSA420 June 28, 2014

Smoke the feds

Smoke the Feds
To engage in a high-speed police chase, out-driving and evading the authorities to get away, either solo or with friends, often while smoking a spliff and blasting loud music. The driver might be in a high-performance car, like a Golf R, or a old banger, sometimes stolen or uninsured, unroadworthy, and possibly driven without a license. They could also be riding dirty or involved in criminal activity, like a robbery.

The driver might be intoxicated, over the legal limit for alcohol or drugs. During the chase, they might wipe fingerprints, use hazard lights to signal to the police to move aside, lock the doors, and speed off. They might also film the chase to post on social media or share with friends, turning it into a viral video.

If caught, the driver risks prison time, losing their license, a long driving ban, or even causing a fatal accident.
Frank: “Lee, did you see that viral YouTube video of those Scouser lads in the Golf R? Getting chased and getting away from the feds?—they proper

Smoke the feds.
Lee: “Yeah, mate! They were smoking a spliff, having a laugh, blasting tunes on the motorway, weaving between cars… must’ve been doing a hundred mile an hour or more! LOL. Mad lads, innit?”

Frank: “It gave me an adrenaline rush just watching it! They proper Smoked the feds
Smoke the feds by Jamie Cheese November 17, 2025

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026