The Diet

1. It takes everything.

1. What happened to your dignity? The Diet took it from me last night.

by RowdyRandy March 27, 2009

The Hurricane Diet

When you eat everything and anything in sight, because you are locked up in a house with no electricity and/or no water for days on end. Usually the result of a hurricane (i.e Ike) and all you have to eat is tuna fish, bread, chips, candy, soda, MRE's, cookies, and any other type of junk food.

My whole family and I went on The Hurricane Diet last week and I now weigh 220lb. THANKS IKE!

by DAR1985 November 5, 2008

The Happy Diet

When someone goes on an Ecstasy(MDMA) binge and loses weight very rapidly.

Tim: Dude, you don't look so good.
Danny: But I feel great!
Tim: You should seriously take some vitamins or something.
Danny: I'm on the Happy Diet, man.
Tim: You look like a holocaust victim with leukemia.
Danny: Rub my head.

by Helter Skelter 69 February 5, 2009

the pony diet

the pony diet food consists of,
fruit gushers,
and mountain dew

the pony diet activities consist of,
hacking,
playing call of duty,
and hanging out with big tim.

doctor: after i had a patient try out the pony diet, they died. so dont do it.

by lil wils dougie July 28, 2010

The Brummer Diet

Starvation due to the recent placement of braces on one’s teeth, often leading to death.

Victim: “I just got my braces today, it hurts like a butt cheek on a stick to eat anything!”
Bystander who doesn’t give a shit: “Sounds like you need to go on The Brummer Diet!”

by Pepsi_Patriarchy February 19, 2019

The Brownie Diet

A diet that encourages the person on it to bake and consume nothing but brownies. Morning, noon, and night. Apparently, some world renowned chef on The Food Network mentioned this was the diet that helped Oprah lose weight, and keep it off, and thus, launched this obscure and disgusting diet into unrelenting popularity amongst bitter, resentful, chocolate obsessed fat chicks, who are just too lazy to try and lose weight the old fashion way: with exercise, and a normal, healthy diet.

Girl 1: "What the hell are you eating?"
Girl 2: "Brownies! Tee hee!"
Girl 1: "Brownies? You weigh at least 250 pounds! That's the last thing you should be eating!"
Girl 2: "Tee hee! I'm on the Brownie Diet! Oprah got skinny on it and I'm going to do the same! Tee hee!"
Girl 1: "You have got to be kidding me."
Girl 2: "Nope! TEE HEE! I'm a pretty, pretty sunflower, and I'm going to be a pretty pretty thin sunflower soon!"
Girl 1: "You're going to be a landing strip at the airport if you stay on that disgusting diet."
Girl 2: "Nuh uh! TEE HEE!!!! BROWNIES! WHEE!"
Girl 1: "Airhead."
Girl 2: "CHOCOLATE! WHEE!"
Girl 1: "3 words: gastric bypass surgery."
Girl 2: "Huh?"
Girl 1: "Nothing. Here, have another brownie."
Girl 2: "OK! Tee hee! Pretty pretty sunflower! On my "off" day, I'm allowed to have anything I want, but I think I'll just eat brownies that day, too!"

by Sucks2BU January 5, 2005

absuing the atkins diet

Going down on a girl with a yeast infection. (v.)

Unaware of Jill's problem down south, Jack ended up abusing the atkins diet when they hooked up.

by The Herminator May 24, 2003