The Center of the Universe

1. The centerpoint from which the Big Bang released all matter into space, so therefore, the oldest point in space. Some theorize that there is/was either a giant black hole or a giant white hole (the opposite of a black hole; it expels matter instead of sucking it up) at the center of the universe at some time.

2. Me.

1. Yo momma so old, she has baby pictures of the center of the universe.

2. Do you really wanna mess with the CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE?! Hmm?!

The Center of the Universe by DENIAL ACCEPTED April 26, 2012

Guardian of the Center of the Universe 

A homeless man who sat in the corner booth of the white castles at the intersection of 119th Street and Indianapolis Blvd in Whiting, IN from the 1970s to 1990s. Do to its proximity to Chicago, during the 1930s this intersection was one of the busiest intersections in the country. There was once the architectural landmark of the Illiana Hotel but it was demolished during the early 90s. The only remenant of its long vibrant history is aforementioned White Castles

I saw The Guardian of the Center of the Universe, he sure got old.

I heard The Guardian of the Center of the Universe used to work in a steel mill.

I heard the Guardian of the Center of the Universe died.

Guardian of the Center of the Universe by Joe Iron January 21, 2008

center of the universe 

the vagina

men might think they control the world but women possess the center of the universe

center of the universe by Alpino October 28, 2008

Center of the Universe 

The intersection of 119th Street and Indianapolis Blvd. Do to its proximity to Chicago, during the 1930s this was one of the busiest intersections in the country. There was once the architectural landmark of the Illiana Hotel but it was demolished during the early 90s. The only remenant of its long vibrant history is one of the orginal White Castles. Even though the term is used sarcastically by young people in their twenties, there are remenents of truth in it.

Hey lets go hang out at the Center of the Universe.

Center of the Universe by Joe Iron June 6, 2007

Center of the Universe 

Fort Bragg NC. The world and Universe revolve around it. Barrel chested steely eyed paratroopers.

All American bad asses are from the Center of the Universe.

Center of the Universe by SapperJumpmaster June 10, 2020

The centre of the finite universe 

The single point (singularity), in the infinite empty dark void, 'Chaos' from which came The Big Bang; also whence the finite universe (a hyper-massive galaxy cluster, in Chaos) was born and spread.

'Some say that The Big Bang created a blackhole at the centre of the finite universe, which all the galaxies inside it orbit.'

The centre of the finite universe by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 11, 2022

centre of the universe

Toronto, ON, Canada.

Generally hated by the rest of Canada (especially the West!) "Centre of the universe" is a mocking reference to the attitude of self-importance Toronto is claimed to have.

"Those guys at the centre of the universe are talking about shootings like they actually have something to complain about." -- Guy from Vancouver

centre of the universe by it111 February 27, 2008