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A drinking game in the which the goal is to make a staff using cheap beer. Using duct tape to put it together, the winner of the game will be the first to make a staff taller than himself.
Nick: "Let's go play The Wizard, Garrett!"
Garrett: "K, let's go pick up a few 12 packs of Coors Light at Eazy Freezy!"
by NomNomNick May 21, 2008
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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To receive a hand job while your partner is wearing "The Nintendo Power Glove" made popular from the 1989 movie "The Wizard"
She gave me The Wizard last night.
by Vaughn Whiskey September 25, 2010
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Farting into your hand, then throwing it at someone with a wizardly gesture.
"Oh man, someone just pulled a wizard on me!"

The Wizard: Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Fart!
by Hecuter August 31, 2007
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1)One who makes no sense
2)One who has a habit of using words they don't know/made-up
3)Wizard-Like person
Little Kid: Uhmm I don't understand this...
The Wizard: WTF?! Mulch! You sound like mulch! Excuse my persnicketyness, but you never listen to me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Everything sounds shrookish, and needs to be fixed!
by HughJass87 January 09, 2008
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An all knowing and all seeing piece of shit that is spineless, dickless and minus one nut. He pretends to run the plant but does nothing other than say "This is Scott mayIhelpya" and "OUTSTANDING" on the phone all day. The origin of this word is a reference from the "Wizard of Oz", "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain". Also, One who is a backstabber but is not twofaced because he/she is multiple faced. Gotcha fucker!
"Gee, John sure is being "The Wizard" today. Damn what an asshole!
by Adolf Oliver Nipples September 27, 2005
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