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Brotherhood of the Traveling Pants 

When a friend or bro leaves a pair of pants at your house, you

ejaculate on said pants, and return to the person folded.
Usually one claims they have been washed.
The hilarious result is when they put the pants on and don't realize until it is too late, that they have a huge cum stain on their pants in public.
Dude, Aaron his pants at my house after changing into his swim trunks, I am going to let him join the Brotherhood of the Traveling Pants.

The Trahv 

1)A serious respiratory infection of unknown origin, particularly one that involves a cough or breathing difficulty.
2)An illness that prevents someone from attending events.
3)Any STD gained from a friend, especially if uncertain as to which one.
4)Estonian for 'fine' or 'okay'.
1)He would have been fine going to the Christmas party if he hadnt gotten a case of 'The Trahv' from Arlen

2)Oh, he's not REALLY sick, he's just got 'The Trahv'.
The Trahv by lazynwmedic December 6, 2009

the sisterhood of the traveling pants

Antonym of a six pack, a pizza, and an evening watching Reservoir Dogs.
Wife: Honey, the girls and I will be discussing The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants in the living room.
Husband: Ok, I will be downstairs.

The Travel Gavel 

Another name for The Bammer Hammer
"I think the travel gavel is jammed"
The Travel Gavel by Lavabite October 27, 2020

The Traveler 

The act of farting in a woman’s purse and zipping it back up.
"The traveler" I gave the bitch some gas to go.
The Traveler by Willp May 30, 2013

the travel shits 

When a person travels to a vacation destination and gets "the shits" (I.e. Goes Poop a lot).
Every time I go on vacation I get a wicked case of the travel shits
the travel shits by DonkJr February 24, 2017