The Strick 

A large god-like man resembling authority or the Norse God of thunder. His hammer is strong and you will be praying to be in his presence when bullets start flying your way. He is up to date on all medical appointments and is never tardy. Often seen being a badass or not taking shit from anyone. It is said he always wears a 3 wolf moon shirt to help radiate his awesomeness even more.

The Strick shall sayeth: "I on the other hand will be praying to show you
Marines how The Strick does it when bullets start flying."

The Strick by Strickfan August 23, 2009

Order of the Stick 

A web-comic parodying the adventures of a group of D&D characters written by Rich Burlew.

The latest issue of Order of the Stick can be found at www.giantitp.com/cgi-bin/GiantITP/ootscript

'Belkar is my favorite character in Order of the Stick.'

Order of the Stick by Steve H. March 22, 2005

shit end of the stick 

1. Chronic misfortune, or constant back luck

2. Having the worst possible outcome in a given situation

Joe constantly gets the shit end of the stick. He always has bad luck.

shit end of the stick by Krautings October 13, 2008

double-dip-the-stick

When a male is simultaneously seeing two females, attempting to have sexual relations with both of them.

James: What's John doing wrong?

Jeremy: He's totally trying to double-dip-the-stick!

John: This could work.

double-dip-the-stick by Yoakem January 30, 2009

shit end of the stick 

In days of old, before toilet paper and the Sears Roebuck catalog, a stick was used to wipe your rear clean in the outhouse. You had to be sure you grabbed the clean end of the stick, and not the shit end.

It was dark, and my dirty hand showed I had grabbed the shit end of the stick.

shit end of the stick by arikgoldstein May 14, 2015

kicked in the stick 

Another word for being kicked in the penis or privates

Shit, I've just been kicked in the stick, my dick! My dick! The pain the pain!!!

kicked in the stick by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

short end of the stick 

to get the short end of the stick is to suffer the bad effects of a situation.

Good Samaritan laws exist so that people who have a desire to help don't wind up getting the short end of the stick.

I really suck at writing about myself, so in application processes that require personal statements, I really get the short end of the stick.

short end of the stick by ssnickerer August 1, 2008