The belt of Countries between India, Russia, China and the Caspian Sea. Known for containing an unusual concentration of heroin, oil, bad soviet suits, Stalin wannabees, religious fanatics, rusted out hulks of Aeroflot planes, and hapless young marines from New Jersey who would really rather be somewhere else.
Marine #1: I get to spend my next tour in the DMZ. Man, I can't wait; fine Korean food, finer Korean women! Where are you going after basic?
Marine #2: Man, they're sending me to the stans.
Marine #1: I told you not to hit on the gunny's daughter.
Marine #2: Man, they're sending me to the stans.
Marine #1: I told you not to hit on the gunny's daughter.
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Get the The Sans Thing mug.Sans the Skeleton is a well-known character in the indie game UNDERTALE, Named after the well-known font 'Comic Sans' and also based of the word 'sans' which means humorous and funny. He loves jokes and ketchup and has a brother named Papyrus which is also named after the font 'papyrus' and the word papyrus it self. Sans is a kind hearted guy at first looks, but he gets real tough when you do a genocide run. These two skeletons are based of a comic skit called, 'Helvetica' which has a skeleton protagonist and is also named after the font. This Helvetica was created by JN Wiedle which it appears in the Pasifist credits of the game.
Papyrus: SANS! WHY ISN'T THE BIKE WORKING?
Sans: I dunno, maybe it's...
Papyrus: DON'T YOU DARE-
Sans the Skeleton: TWO-TIRED?
Papyrus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Sans: I dunno, maybe it's...
Papyrus: DON'T YOU DARE-
Sans the Skeleton: TWO-TIRED?
Papyrus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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appearance: he is a semi-short chubby skeleton with an hourglass shaped skull white glowing pupils in his eye-sockets and a huge grin, he wears a blue jacket the hood on said jacket is grey, he also wears a white t-shirt, black gym shorts with white stripes, and white slippers.
sans is one of the weakest monster in the game having only 1 atk and 1 def and possibly has only 1 hp.
though he may be weak he is one of the hardest "bosses" in the game ,his abilities consist of telekinesis, teleportation, manipulation of gravity, summoning Gaster blaster (creature that fires a singular beam of energy and resembles a dragons skull ) and light blue attacks (if you don't move light blue attacks wont hurt you) and bone attacks, he is also the only monster in the game that dodges the players attacks.
sans has a younger (yet taller) brother Papyrus (also named after a font)
personality: He is "HUMOROUS" , intelligent, and lazy
it is widely believed that sans and papyrus are the sons/creations of a secret character in the game the former royal scientist Dr.WD Gaster (named after the font WINGDINGS and Aster)
when sans is mad or using telekinesis/ gravity manipulation his left eye flashes light blue and yellow
appearance: he is a semi-short chubby skeleton with an hourglass shaped skull white glowing pupils in his eye-sockets and a huge grin, he wears a blue jacket the hood on said jacket is grey, he also wears a white t-shirt, black gym shorts with white stripes, and white slippers.
sans is one of the weakest monster in the game having only 1 atk and 1 def and possibly has only 1 hp.
though he may be weak he is one of the hardest "bosses" in the game ,his abilities consist of telekinesis, teleportation, manipulation of gravity, summoning Gaster blaster (creature that fires a singular beam of energy and resembles a dragons skull ) and light blue attacks (if you don't move light blue attacks wont hurt you) and bone attacks, he is also the only monster in the game that dodges the players attacks.
sans has a younger (yet taller) brother Papyrus (also named after a font)
personality: He is "HUMOROUS" , intelligent, and lazy
it is widely believed that sans and papyrus are the sons/creations of a secret character in the game the former royal scientist Dr.WD Gaster (named after the font WINGDINGS and Aster)
when sans is mad or using telekinesis/ gravity manipulation his left eye flashes light blue and yellow
*heheheh the ol' whoopee cushion in the hand trck.
*its always funny.... anyways... your a human right?
*thats hilarious
*im sans....
*sans the skeleton
*its always funny.... anyways... your a human right?
*thats hilarious
*im sans....
*sans the skeleton
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