the Spear

special strain of std found only in Tallahassee because FSU

Guy: oh shit dude I got the Spear from that sorority chick last night

by L0k1_ May 10, 2020

The Spear Man

When a man takes shallow thrusts during sex until the woman is near climax. He then pushes his penis all the way in as hard as he can and holds it there; often causing the woman to scream from the shock.

So I gave her the spear man and she cried out, "OH! YOU'RE SO DEEP!"

by kdon121 May 13, 2010

tip of the spear

An American idiom commonly used in military operations to mean the first soldiers to go into a war zone. In common usage it means the first to venture into a new endeavor. A trailblazer.

When it comes to creating new technologies, Steve Jobs was the tip of the spear.

by Moffrogangus October 22, 2015

Shaking the spear

1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).

2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.

3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually

4. What you do when there is nothing to do

5. What you do when your family is not home

6. The reason people watch porn.

7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.

Teacher : Class, anyone knows what William Shakespeare does in his free time ?

Daya : He shakes his spear.

Sister : Yu Chen can i come in your room ??

Yu Chen : Don't come in here !!! I am indecent as i am shaking the spear.

William Shakespeare is a master at shaking the spear.

by zingeraddict October 8, 2011

Polishing the spear

To wank off and make your spear "Shine"
AKA Wacking off
Masturbating
And SLAPPING THE SHALOM

Isaac B "Jonah WTF are u doing1111!"
Jonah B "Im playing skyrim and polishing the spear!"

by chodechopper October 16, 2014

Shake the Spear

Slang for going to the bathroom in less refined literary circles.

After four beer, I am destined to return to my quarters to shake the spear. Thus, I must shake the spear of destiny!

by cbjwthwm September 21, 2009

fear the spear

The sexiest of all men alive. If you are within 50 feet of Fear the Spear you will be burned alive. Looking at him without sunglasses will result in permanent blindness. The last person to have sex with him died because his penis was 17.5 inches.

Brianna: “Oh my god! That’s Fear the Spear! Look at how hot he is!!!”
Anthony: “Brianna no! You can’t look at him directly or you’ll go blind! And don’t get that close to him either!”
Brianna: “But look at that bulge...”
Anthony: “BRIANNA NOO!!!!!”

by Father Jake September 5, 2017