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The Slips 

"the condition wherein the sufferers arse cheeks and or thighs slide past eachother with a worrying lack of friction during ambulation. The condition fequently occurs in association with itchy arse syndrome and high levels of shame."
"I was walking all round town shopping and I had the slips which really upped the shame factor. So I had to nip into Mcdonalds for a shame wipe"
The Slips by Ziggy_uk December 28, 2007
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Quick with the slips 

Able to easily kill large groups of people.
"Comin' in, number 19... Straight outta Wuhan, he's quick with the slips: killin' bitches" - Jessimae Peluso on COVID-19

the Freudian Slips 

When and intellectual or well educated woman is preforming sex (oral or vaginal) the action of slipping down on the male penis can be referenced as the Freudian Slip.
The Freudian Slips : The way Freudian Slips down on my dick, it is easy to see she has a latent oral fixation. In

give the slip

to evade, to get away from
I gave those creeps the slip by he time I reached the woods.(example of give the slip)

the slims 

punk ass terrorists who have sex with donkey cuz they womens is too ugly. taxi cab drivin, sister fuckers. aka. pakis/bins/alla-fuckers. short for muslims.
yo i need a cab, flag the slim down.
fuckin slims.
that slim looks shady
the slims by slimkilla November 27, 2003

the slip 

When you wake up in bed with some nasty chick/guy and you make an emergency exit without waking him/her up.
"I woke up in the room with that ugly ass broad and I needed to give her the slip but she was wrapped all around me!"
the slip by Nikki March 9, 2004

the slip and slide 

Her vagina was so wet and tight that it felt like playing the I was playing the slip and slide with her when I had my erect penis inside her cunt.