The Samm’s Sammich is a sandwich that consists of Turkey, Roast Beef, Salami, Pepperoni, Ham, Grilled Chicken, Veggie Patty, Tuna, Meatballs and Fake Crab Meat. Rumored to have been created by legendary D-List actor Jermaine “Huggy” Hopkins. Huggy is also the creator of Huggy’s Huggies, an adult diaper brand.
Guy 1: I’m so hungry, I wish somebody had a sandwich with fake crab meat to satisfy my cravings.
Guy 2: Shit dawg, have The Samm’s Sammich!
Guy 2: Shit dawg, have The Samm’s Sammich!
by SammSammy January 23, 2021