The Reedman

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When you go to a car dealership, with a ton of unsupervised and unlocked cars... (Specifically Reedman Auto World) and have lots of crazy sex in said unlocked cars.

I stopped at a car dealership today with my girlfriend and pulled the reedman when the sales person walked away...
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Hey man, I pulled the reedman today... What do you mean? I mean i fucked your mom in a Tahoe when she took me car shopping.

The Reedman by BristolRx August 13, 2017

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the reesman

1. the reesman is a crazy but hilarious girl who is loyal to a fault but is down for just about any crazy shenanigans you can come up with.
2. a short but intimadating chick that can stand toe-to-toe with the biggest baddest bully in the yard, and be the last one standing.
3. quick to anger but quick to forget; crazy girl but insanely smart, but uses that intelligence for bad rather than good...

The Reesman? Yeah I don't mess with that chick. She's KRAZI!

the reesman by thecyclone May 20, 2009

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The Redman

an act of bestiality in which the penis is lathered in peanut butter and/or other delicious substances then licked off by the household pet.

You: Fuck i was sooooo horny last night
Your Bro: Shit, horny enough to pull The Redman??

The Redman by Il Duce33 April 12, 2011

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the redman

a one night at flumpty's character that is formerly human because he drank lava, he can shut down electrical systems, hence why he can only be seen at the door, he acts like chica in the first game and the puppet in the second game.

oh shit, the Redman is summoning.

the redman by the one with the dark heart May 31, 2018

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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