The Reedman

When you go to a car dealership, with a ton of unsupervised and unlocked cars... (Specifically Reedman Auto World) and have lots of crazy sex in said unlocked cars.

I stopped at a car dealership today with my girlfriend and pulled the reedman when the sales person walked away...
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Hey man, I pulled the reedman today... What do you mean? I mean i fucked your mom in a Tahoe when she took me car shopping.

The Reedman by BristolRx August 13, 2017

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the reesman

1. the reesman is a crazy but hilarious girl who is loyal to a fault but is down for just about any crazy shenanigans you can come up with.
2. a short but intimadating chick that can stand toe-to-toe with the biggest baddest bully in the yard, and be the last one standing.
3. quick to anger but quick to forget; crazy girl but insanely smart, but uses that intelligence for bad rather than good...

The Reesman? Yeah I don't mess with that chick. She's KRAZI!

the reesman by thecyclone May 20, 2009

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The Redman

an act of bestiality in which the penis is lathered in peanut butter and/or other delicious substances then licked off by the household pet.

You: Fuck i was sooooo horny last night
Your Bro: Shit, horny enough to pull The Redman??

The Redman by Il Duce33 April 12, 2011

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the redman

a one night at flumpty's character that is formerly human because he drank lava, he can shut down electrical systems, hence why he can only be seen at the door, he acts like chica in the first game and the puppet in the second game.

oh shit, the Redman is summoning.

the redman by the one with the dark heart May 31, 2018

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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