The Redman 

an act of bestiality in which the penis is lathered in peanut butter and/or other delicious substances then licked off by the household pet.

You: Fuck i was sooooo horny last night
Your Bro: Shit, horny enough to pull The Redman??

The Redman by Il Duce33 April 12, 2011

the redman 

a one night at flumpty's character that is formerly human because he drank lava, he can shut down electrical systems, hence why he can only be seen at the door, he acts like chica in the first game and the puppet in the second game.

oh shit, the Redman is summoning.

the redman by the one with the dark heart May 31, 2018

The Reedman 

When you go to a car dealership, with a ton of unsupervised and unlocked cars... (Specifically Reedman Auto World) and have lots of crazy sex in said unlocked cars.

I stopped at a car dealership today with my girlfriend and pulled the reedman when the sales person walked away...
or
Hey man, I pulled the reedman today... What do you mean? I mean i fucked your mom in a Tahoe when she took me car shopping.

The Reedman by BristolRx August 13, 2017

The Red Man 

Australian myth about a near naked man who roams the bush of northern Qld. Approximately 7 feet tall, white, with long red hair.
The Red Man is believed to have originated from the mysterious Black Mountains of Cooktown.

It is common knowledge that if you ever come across the Red Man in the wilderness, to not make direct eye contact with him, otherwise he will charge at you and kill you.

“Hey Maddy, if you are going for a Bush shit, watch out for the Red Man.”

The Red Man by El Damo November 5, 2019

Redbank Tour of the Rockies 

A combination sexual act involving the Montana Monorail, Colorado Chocolate Blizzard, Idaho Twister, Wyoming Waffle, utah rainy day, Arizona Facial, and new mexico rodeo. The exact order of acts is not relevant, however due to probable injuries requiring a hosptial stay we sugggest the utah rainy and Wyoming Waffle be done last. Keep in mind the Wyoming Waffle may cause crimainal charges, but if you are bold enough you can follow it with a Mississippi Bullwhip. However, this would not be keeping in tune with the theme of this sexaul act.

Lori had been married to a preacher for most of her life and had stayed by his side living on a limited budget and never straying beyond the missionary position that he told her was required. But when she caught him with her brother in the baptismal pool playing hide the boner she decided to let her hair down. She drove over to the local biker bar and took them to the church where they perfomed the Redbank Tour of the Rockies on her just as the congregation showed up for Monday Night prayer service.

Redbank Tour of the Rockies by slipperyschlonge March 19, 2010

Redbank West of The Rockies Tour 

This is an act to only be attempted by people who are very sexually adventrous, flexiable, with good insurance, and a tolerance for concusions. To be considered a complete Redbank West of the Rockies Tour one and one's partner/s must complete a/an Alaskan Pipeline, Washington Candy Apple, Oregon Log Jam, California Carrot, Arizona Chilidog, Hawaiian Muscle Fuck, Idaho Slider, Utah Jaw Dropper, and Nevada Deposit Box within 12 hours.

Carolyn did not have enough money to see the sites west of the Rocky Moutains so she asked Ron and Josh to give her a Redbank West of the Rockies Tour. They were only happy to oblige her since they were some seriously messed up fuckers.

Redbank West of The Rockies Tour by flamingschlonge March 8, 2010

THEREMAN

A virtuoso Theremin player named Poe Crow was giving an outdoor concert, when suddenly his Theremin needle was struck by lightning and he eventually became the Super Hero THEREMAN.

When lightning struck his antenna, the explosion was oh so bright, the man and the Theremin became as one, yes THEREMAN was born that night.

THEREMAN by Otamatonist November 30, 2025