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the ray charles 

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when your girlfriend falls asleep before you, you masterbate and cum on her eyes. Then when she wakes up in the morning her eyes will be dried closed with jizz and she will not be able to see
"last ngiht i gave shella the ray charles and when she woke up she actually thought she was blind"
the ray charles by big lang July 10, 2009
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The Ray Charles 

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The Ray Charles is an action that occurs when someone gets so high that all they can do is grab their arms and tilt their head back and sit there for an hour... Resulting in someone who looks just like the famous photo of Ray Charles at the Apollo theater in 1990.
Dude, Jennifer smoked a blueberry bud and hash bowl out of my glass gravity bong and she was totally doing The Ray Charles... I wish I could have gotten that on video!
The Ray Charles by GrowTech March 7, 2009

The Ray Charles 

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I gave that old dude a Ray Charles the other day while he was sitting in the park.
The Ray Charles by Don Everest April 7, 2005

The Ray Charles 

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The Ray Charles is when you shit on someones eyes and then stick your dick in their mouth.
Ray charles had a Ray Charles done to him as a child and as a result became an excellent pianist.
The Ray Charles by Luke February 18, 2005

The Ray Charles 

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The sexual act of having your mate paper cut the penos hole just prior to ejaculation.
Duuuude, I was just about to jizz and Lucy gave me The Ray Charles. It hirt so good.
The Ray Charles by JakeThePlumber November 1, 2017

Put Ray Charles in the milk

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When you shit after jacking off on the toilet, versus shitting before jacking off.
I’ve had a really rough day at work and I ate a lot of Taco Bell, I’m gonna put ray charles in the milk
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