The QUADRANT

Reason would dictate the Quadrant as a quarter of something. Well, reason is wrong. In this case it refers to the evolutionary step of the Trifecta. A club, consisting of no less than 3 biffles of legendary proportions. Indeed the quadrant's main purpose is the expanding of trifecta membership to include good ol' rimmy. The quadrant's main armament consists of 4 guys, tying their arms together in order to 'punch someone in the nipple', this 4 layered punch maximises power and makes those involved look badass...or dumbass, depending on one's perspective. Membership into the quadrant is exclusive..as only 4 members are allowed in at one time, there may be more, but this requires a change of name. Thus becoming the PENTAGON.

Mongo': "come on, I'll fight ya'"
QUADRANT: "fine, quadrant: assemble (thus forming arms and punching mongo in the nipple)"

Fella 1: "so I hear that the quadrant's pre epic"
Fella 2: "yeah, wish I was in there, instead of the crappy Pentagon"
Fella 1: "you think that's bad? I'm in the dodecahedron..."
Fella 2: "choice bro, choiceeee"
Fella 1: "shut up."

by Chilly_Willy_Destroyyarr October 8, 2011

The Quarantine Time Paradox

The laws of the space and time continuum do not apply to the universe during quarantine. 'Time' is in league with the coronavirus and deliberately shits itself every now and then in an effort to fuck your brain up even more than it already is.

March 5 : *blinks*
April 21: *opens*
Me: "Holy fuckermoli what happened in the last month"
Friend: "Couldn't tell you mate, The Quarantine Time Paradox is playing tricks on us again"

by monkeykaka April 20, 2020

weerkin' the quarantine

As a testament to the human condition, COVID quarantine has not suppressed demand for the best 'social talent' and 'professional companionship' available.

Here she comes... payin' for her steak and lobster dinner with $5's and $10's; weerkin' the quarantine, baby!

by YAWA April 14, 2020

The Quarantine Crazies

Derived from the phrase, "Cabin Fever", it is a physiological disorder where your mental state has dwindled due to multiple days/weeks/months/etc. being enclosed in their homes or other living situation.

Hey Jack, do you know what's wrong with Mary? Oh yeah, don't worry about her. She just had "The Quarantine Crazies". She'll be fine after a while.

by Stoner-Hed November 10, 2020

Maybe after the quarantine

An easy way out of rejecting someone

him: hey, you seem pretty chill, wanna go out some time?
her: maybe after the quarantine, lol

by MTVFuckBoy October 14, 2020

Quarantine The Kids

When you ejaculate into an isolation mask,then proceed to slap it onto a womans face.

She would'nt swallow so i used her mask and slapped it across her face. I told her since she would'nt swallow just quarantine the kids then.

by Devilmannn October 25, 2020

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User

by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024