The QUADRANT 

Reason would dictate the Quadrant as a quarter of something. Well, reason is wrong. In this case it refers to the evolutionary step of the Trifecta. A club, consisting of no less than 3 biffles of legendary proportions. Indeed the quadrant's main purpose is the expanding of trifecta membership to include good ol' rimmy. The quadrant's main armament consists of 4 guys, tying their arms together in order to 'punch someone in the nipple', this 4 layered punch maximises power and makes those involved look badass...or dumbass, depending on one's perspective. Membership into the quadrant is exclusive..as only 4 members are allowed in at one time, there may be more, but this requires a change of name. Thus becoming the PENTAGON.

Mongo': "come on, I'll fight ya'"
QUADRANT: "fine, quadrant: assemble (thus forming arms and punching mongo in the nipple)"

Fella 1: "so I hear that the quadrant's pre epic"
Fella 2: "yeah, wish I was in there, instead of the crappy Pentagon"
Fella 1: "you think that's bad? I'm in the dodecahedron..."
Fella 2: "choice bro, choiceeee"
Fella 1: "shut up."

The QUADRANT by Chilly_Willy_Destroyyarr October 8, 2011

The Quarantine Time Paradox 

The laws of the space and time continuum do not apply to the universe during quarantine. 'Time' is in league with the coronavirus and deliberately shits itself every now and then in an effort to fuck your brain up even more than it already is.

March 5 : *blinks*
April 21: *opens*
Me: "Holy fuckermoli what happened in the last month"
Friend: "Couldn't tell you mate, The Quarantine Time Paradox is playing tricks on us again"

The Quarantine Time Paradox by monkeykaka April 20, 2020

weerkin' the quarantine 

As a testament to the human condition, COVID quarantine has not suppressed demand for the best 'social talent' and 'professional companionship' available.

Here she comes... payin' for her steak and lobster dinner with $5's and $10's; weerkin' the quarantine, baby!

weerkin' the quarantine by YAWA April 14, 2020

The Quarantine Crazies 

Derived from the phrase, "Cabin Fever", it is a physiological disorder where your mental state has dwindled due to multiple days/weeks/months/etc. being enclosed in their homes or other living situation.

Hey Jack, do you know what's wrong with Mary? Oh yeah, don't worry about her. She just had "The Quarantine Crazies". She'll be fine after a while.

The Quarantine Crazies by Stoner-Hed November 10, 2020

Maybe after the quarantine 

An easy way out of rejecting someone

him: hey, you seem pretty chill, wanna go out some time?
her: maybe after the quarantine, lol

Maybe after the quarantine by MTVFuckBoy October 14, 2020

Quarantine The Kids 

When you ejaculate into an isolation mask,then proceed to slap it onto a womans face.

She would'nt swallow so i used her mask and slapped it across her face. I told her since she would'nt swallow just quarantine the kids then.

Quarantine The Kids by Devilmannn October 25, 2020

The Everglades Quarantine

• Pronunciation: /ði ˈɛv.ər.ɡleɪdz ˈkwɔ r.ən.ti n/
• Definition: The natural, deep-swamp atmospheric insulation zone located south of Lake Okeechobee that prevents true equatorial warmth from escaping north into the rest of the peninsula. It is the geographic reason why ultra-sensitive, canopy-giant tropical plants can grow in the deep, unpopulated interior river basins of the state, but will commit immediate Tropical Plant Suicide the second a developer trucks them north across the county line into a suburban development.
• The Loop Mechanics: Real estate scouts will drive deep into the protected, microclimate-insulated pockets of the southern glades, take a picture of a massive, flawless tropical fern under Postcard Syndrome, and use that single image to argue that the entire state of Florida possesses permanent equatorial atmospheric immunity. They completely ignore that the moment that plant is removed from its swamp-heated life support and dragged north of the Pasco-Martin lines, it enters an unbuffered continental freeze funnel.

"The developer is suffering from a terminal case of The Everglades Quarantine delusion; he pointed at a 40-foot wild royal palm growing in a deep, swamp-insulated slough near Homestead to justify planting a root-bound row of them in a freezing, wind-swept parking lot in Ocala.”

The Everglades Quarantine by Subtropical_Realist October 9, 2026