The Post-It

When you feed your girlfriend a big meal and forbid her from shitting for the next 7 hours, then do her from behind whilst fingering her butthole so you get a nice juicy wad of poop.
Then write a special message on her back and invite your closest friends to jizz on top of it. Wait for it to dry, then peel it off so you can post it on her fridge.

"Valentine's Day was coming up and I wanted to get her something special, so I gave her the post-it!"

by dear baby jesus in the cradle January 10, 2012

post-post

One who is too cool to be hipster, and will therefore reject hipster styles and tastes. Post-posts, or pomo hipsters, are currently difficult to define only because they tend toward a slightly wider set of tastes than your average stereotype. The most important quality is that a post-post realizes the hippocracy of hipsterism and tries to overcome it. Post-posts will sometimes acknowledge the fact that they are post-post, and if called hipster, will sometimes

Person one: "Does this make me look too hipster?"

Person two: "You're wearing a polo; of course not."

Person one: "Does it make me look too preppy?"

Person two: "Oh my gosh, you are such a post-post!"

by Aspartame, 2nd Century Greece November 05, 2011

post to be

Also known as suppose to be

Jimmy post to be eatin that booty like grocery

by itsdatdude2010 April 15, 2015

post-post

(adv) beyond postmodern; exceedingly or terminally hip. Often used ironically.

"You're so post-post, why don't you go deconstruct your mother's combat boots?"

by anarcissie May 28, 2008

posted

chilling in one spot, usually with nothing to do.

I don't want to hang out with them, they are just posted up at Ryan's house.

by aBecka June 01, 2005

Post

An adjective used to describe things that are dated, unhip, or lame but were once considered "in vogue" and in style. Most commonly used by those who are or think of themselves as fashionably elite.

I can't believe he still listens to drum and bass, that scene is so post.

How could she buy him a furby for his birthday, those things are so post.

by JHBoy September 20, 2006

posting

chillin' or relaxin' in one place

yo word is dat, he postin' at hiz momma'z crib

by fuck who eva' wantz to know my name July 22, 2003