The penis fly trap is one of the worst things to befall on modern man. The penis fly trap is a defense mechanism used by women who are either frigid or just cruel. During the build up to the long awaited intercourse to escape the blue balls you've been afflictive with. Seconds before insertion The female states, 'actually I don't feel like it.' Now you have a rock hard catch of the day between your legs , With no where to go it just hangs there. trapped and dishearten it returns to the depths of whence it came. Ladies and gentleman I give you The Penis fly trap!
Guy 1: Dude I'm going to have to break up with her .
Guy 2: why, she giving you blue balls again?
Guy 1: worse, she used the penis fly trap!
Guy 2: dude she's like starlin dump her
Guy 2: why, she giving you blue balls again?
Guy 1: worse, she used the penis fly trap!
Guy 2: dude she's like starlin dump her
by Benbo swaggings May 07, 2016
The event in which a man is done peeing into a urinal, then zips the tip of his penis up in his zipper, causing an excrutiating pinching pain that results in loud sreaming and cursing.
The name derives from the penis getting trapped in the fly. Hence the name penis fly trap.
The name derives from the penis getting trapped in the fly. Hence the name penis fly trap.
(two guys standing by seperate urinals, finishing up)
Man 1: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Man 2:WHAT?!?!
Man 1:PENIS FLY TRAP!
Man 2:Ouch...
Man 1: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Man 2:WHAT?!?!
Man 1:PENIS FLY TRAP!
Man 2:Ouch...
by iforgetmynamealot May 20, 2010
When a girls between your legs giving head and you're about to cum, forcefully squeeze your legs together trapping her head between your thighs and forcing her to take your jizz.
by Fred the Philosopher of Flavor January 04, 2008
"Hey guys, did you hear? Burt slept with The Penis Fly Trap! He certainly has been where every man has been before!"
by Mogz October 13, 2005
A nearly impossible sexual act, requires extreme control over prostate muscles and or involves the next stage in human evolution, when a girl is preforming oral sex on a man, the man has the tip of his penis open up like the claws on Dr. Octopus's arms, and clasp her head inside
by The Bees February 18, 2005
the girl inserted a penis fly trap before walking through the township in case she was attacked and raped.
by noni movie August 19, 2010
Steps: 1. Get a group of 4-6 guys on the dancefloor.
2. Gradually spread out into a small oval shape.
3. Wait for a group of 4-6 girls to walk into the middle of the small oval.
4. Immediately close in the oval around them and start grinding.
5. Enjoy.
2. Gradually spread out into a small oval shape.
3. Wait for a group of 4-6 girls to walk into the middle of the small oval.
4. Immediately close in the oval around them and start grinding.
5. Enjoy.
The other night at the club, we desperately were trying to pick up some chicks. We huddled up and began to spread out. Within 5 minutes, 4 girls walked between us and we closed in around them. One of the girls exclaimed "I think we were just caught in a PENIS FLY TRAP!....and I am loving it!!"
by Gonduzzi Klambroni September 06, 2009