Be either man or woman, the path of rightASSness is all about finding the perfect mate. The perfect ass is in the eye of the beholder, but beware of the dangers of other bodily distractions. Let yourself not be guided by glorious tits or a ten inch dick, for the truth lay upon the perfect behind that will be with you for all time.
Eduardos: Oh Dalai Lama of Ass, tell me how I can embark upon the right path
Dalai Lama of Ass: Fear not, my ill-befallen friend, for you will find the Path of RightASSness when your eyes lay upon the greatest ass you will ever see.
Eduardos: But how will I know?
Dalai Lama of Ass: Oh you'll know. You'll know.
Dalai Lama of Ass: Fear not, my ill-befallen friend, for you will find the Path of RightASSness when your eyes lay upon the greatest ass you will ever see.
Eduardos: But how will I know?
Dalai Lama of Ass: Oh you'll know. You'll know.
by Pope_Jackass March 31, 2015
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