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The Party Popper 

While receiving a blow job, discretely stuff confetti and/or glitter into your butthole. When you are ready to ejaculate pull out and aim for your partner's eyes. While your partner is temporarily blinded, turn around, spread your butt cheeks, and fart directly in their face. This should expel the colorful contents of your butthole with enough force that it will explode all over your partner's face, much like a Party Popper. If performed correctly the glitter and/or confetti should adhere to the ejaculate you previously plastered on your partner's face. Sit back and enjoy the masterpiece you've created.
I gave my girl The Party Popper last night. Her face looked like a birthday cake.
The Party Popper by Jarett Kills November 3, 2009
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The forbidden party popper 

When you pull out a girls tampon while giving head, letting all the period blood flow over your face.
John: "How did your date go last night?"

Michael: "I pulled the forbidden party popper on that bitch and now she wont even text me back!!"

John: "No way man!"
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008