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The Palk 

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A sexually transmitted disease found in common prostitutes that causes you to loose the smart part of your brain go completely insane and you begin to think like a aryan opossom
Some one who has the Palk is almost impossible to be around as they become rabid with the whorish disease and turns into a beast who enjoys biting and the crys of a baby.
Sypmtoms include:hair turning blonde, OCD, consistently acting like you are high, and need to steal candly
The Palk is an uncomfortable disease cured with a lot of therapy.
BEWARE OF THE PALK!
also known as Yittles!
person 1-"oh man you guys i shouldnt have gone out with that skank, now i got the palk"
person 2-"you got the palk?!?!? AHH RUN!!!"





The Palk by random name=george February 27, 2009
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The posh palker 

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The act of having a tiny penis and lasting 50 minutes when receiving a blow job whilst being called daddy.
Posh: suck me off
Millie: okay, daddy

50 minutes later

Posh:I'll finish myself off you bit me now I have performed the posh palker
The posh palker by Posh palker May 10, 2023
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Parts Around Left Knee Insane Abscesses (Palkia): The First Juvenile Release. 

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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Parts Around Left Knee Insane Abscesses (Palkia): The First Juvenile Release.
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Palkia (Non-Neurotypical Trinket) Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release 

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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Palkia (Non-Neurotypical Trinket) Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release
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Side Quest 

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Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.
"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"
Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021
Word of the Day on June 13, 2026
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Collective 600 pound gorilla 

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A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.
The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.
Collective 600 pound gorilla by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021
Word of the Day on June 12, 2026
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Team of Destiny 

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noun

A sports team/organization that by all conventional metrics should not have success/wins in whatever activity, but somehow by apparent luck they find a way to win.
example: "The 2013-2014 University of Auburn football team was the team of destiny that year that managed to make it all the way to the championship."
Team of Destiny by BIGDADY February 8, 2024
Word of the Day on June 11, 2026
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