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the Palin Playbook 

An approach to decision making that is characterized by a lack of principles, organization and long-term planning, usually resulting in disasters where every subsequent action makes the situation worse
That server upgrade went so badly it must have been right out of the Palin Playbook
the Palin Playbook by radgtr July 10, 2009

Dropping the Palin's to the pool 

this is a term used when you discretely need to use the bathroom (#2) .... badly.
HEY brAH!!!! I'll be right out, Im just dropping the Palin's to the pool.

Alaskan Cowgirl AKA The Sarah Palin 

Whilst in cowgirl formation during cordial relations, the lady must be surrounded by other men who are periodically ejaculating onto her head. This provides an illusion of a snow-capped mountain while the girl performs the maverick-like cowboy on another man.
Guy #1: "Sarah Palin calls herself an Alaskan Cowgirl."
Guy #2: "Does that mean she does the Alaskan Cowgirl AKA The Sarah Palin?"
Guy #1: "I'm not sure, but I wouldnt be surprised. You know, living in Alaska, there's nothing better to do there."
Guy #2: "Except kill innocent animals."
Guy #1: "Word."
Guy #2: "Word."
*Mutual Daps*

The Sarah Palin Swirl 

When fucking a girl, you rotate counter clockwise 180 degrees and scream in an Alaskan accent than go and run for vice president.
I did the Sarah Palin Swirl to please my republican friends.

Donkey Punch - The Sarah Palin 

When taking your woman from behind and just before the point of climax scream, "I see Russia!!"

When she exclaims, "Where?" and looks up strike her severely to the point of unconsciousness and complete orgasm.

For enhanced effect while female partner is still knocked out, throw on a pair of Tina Fey glasses before unloading.
Donkey Punch - The Sarah Palin

Nathan (at the point of coming): I see, I see Russia!!!

Samantha: What??? Where?

WHAMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

doing the sarah palin 

When someone says something ridiculous, and someone else looks at them really stupid.
friend 1- Stomach cancer can be a good thing, it will help you diet.
friend 2- (wierd look)
friend 1- What was that look for?
friend 2- you were doing the sarah palin