The Old Lady

A derogatory term to refer to one's own wife.

Bob: "Hey buddy, wanna go bowling tonight?"
Jim: "Sorry, I can't. I gotta spend the night with the old lady."
Bob: *makes whipped sound*

The Old Lady by Anonymous December 8, 2004

The Old Lady

An old lady that always calls the cops.

Stupid old lady.

The Old Lady by chode April 9, 2006

The Old Lady Thin Lip 

When someone is giving a blowjob and they tuck their teeth behind their lips, making their face look like an old lady with no teeth, gummin' your dick around her mouth.

She's hot, but she gave me the old lady thin lip on my tip.

The Old Lady Thin Lip by Chingthething December 11, 2017

The old lady next door 

That one old lady next door that loves to talk and bake cookies. She i really sweet and will always offer you cake if you come by her house.

Person 1: Dude, the old lady next door is super nice.
Person 2: yeah, i totally wanna plow her wrinkly ass all the way to the moon.

The old lady next door by gayasswhale January 31, 2020

To the old lady 

When you cheers with another member and say "to the old lady" both members are required to finish their drink

Prerson 1: "This keystone light is delicious!" *cheers* "to the old lady"
Person 2: *cheers* (internally "shit")
both members finish their beverages

To the old lady by Lawn chair January 7, 2017

handling the old lady 

Another term for “fingering the ol’ foxhole”; female masturbation.

Martha found herself late for the bus because she was handling the old lady.

handling the old lady by Hswan33 May 6, 2018