The Obliterator

The sexual artform know as The Obliterator is quite possibly the most destructive act in sex today. It requires insertion of a fully erect penis into a anus and insertion of both testicles into the vagina, one at a time.

Then you begin to rock back and forth in a violent manner, preferebly while flailing your arms wildly and screaming at the top of your lungs.

"Hey Susan, it's me, Jonathan. I was hoping you would let me come over and obliterate the fuck out of you. Cool? See you at karaoke tuesday."

"Hello, my name is Erica and I was recently a victim of The Obliterator from 3 differet men in one night. I've had abortions and I can no longer walk. God, it was great."

by jamesisdead September 26, 2007

obliterated

To get absolutely, near-fatally, hilariously fucked up. See: annihilated

I was so obliterated last night, I woke up with a transsexual Thai stripper.

by Devon Knoll October 16, 2003

obliteration

Complete and utter destruction. To remove all trace of. Second only to annihilation in terms of damage done.

Obi-Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker disovered that Alderann had been obliterated by the Death Star.

by tt February 18, 2003

Obliterate

to erase completely from your memory

His goal was to obliterate the memories

by skylarskank August 02, 2008

Obliterate

The act of epically killing somebody.

Person 1: “Dude, my mom is so annoying..”
Person 2: “Obliterate her ass.”
Person 1: “What?”
Person 2: “Kill her..”

by TodoDekuIsGay October 27, 2019

Obliterated

A state of nonexistance, immediately after a state of existence.

Bro 1: Dood I obliterated that dime’s puss last night.

Bro 2: Is she okay?

Bro 1: No the funeral is tomorrow.

by Oily bastard August 09, 2018

obliterated

being high beyond realization of how fucking high you are.

Person 1: Bro... this is some bomb
Person 2: I know dude, im obliterated
Person 1: Me too

by this nigga right here April 09, 2009