The Norman

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When your doing a girl doggy style and go on a roids rage. You then take a lanyard or lamp cord and start choking the girl from behind until she passes out.
A couples guys in English came up with this after a cetain someone started choking the crap out of a kid from behind and was getting off to it.

Kyle was giving Lauren The Norman last night.

I gave Matt's mom The Norman!

The Norman by D. Wills English Class May 24, 2006

Words you can keep

normie.the.norman

A Norman role player on tik tok with just a bit less than 1000 followers.

My favorite tik toker is normie.the.norman

normie.the.norman by Norman is Normal July 25, 2021

norman the conqueror

When you tie a rope or ribbon around a girls ankles and then wrap it around her neck causing her legs to be up in the air and causing her to choose between blood-flow and her own leg muscles.

"what did you get up to last night g?" "Oh you know just gave my girl the old norman the conqueror."

norman the conqueror by senseiyenotha September 14, 2018

The Old Norman

When a male masturbates to the point of climax while either looking at pictures or watching video of his best friend having intercourse with his significant other.

Pete: "Did you see that postcard of Ian and Trish in Maui"? Jim: "We should wack off to it". Pete: "The Old Norman"? Jim: "You know it".

The Old Norman by Matthew Scarpelli Cumberland December 9, 2013

norman the doorman

a rather socially awkward being who is not intellectually gifted and will gain human interaction by holding doors open for strangers.

"That creep over there, ye just know they're a right Norman the Doorman"

norman the doorman by 2000NKPM April 10, 2017

The Cream Norman

When you’re having sex with your significant other and at the point of climax you start repeatedly screaming rape.

I gave my girlfriend The Cream Norman last night. She asked me to leave immediately

The Cream Norman by Lucky#Selm September 20, 2022

Norman the crusted

A woman manager at a restaurant in northern Wisconsin who smokes a lot of weed at night and comes into work looking crusted

Oh good Norman the Crusted showed up for work on time. Let’s give her a hard time!

Norman the crusted by Vlemon August 6, 2023

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026