The Ninja

A sex position where a dildo and a light switch is needed closed by. With the lights off proceed to have doggystyle sex with a woman and with a swift David Copperfield-esque motion, pull-out and stick the dildo in her so she thinks you are still in her. Then walk around to her front, switch on the lights, punch her in the face and yell, NINJA!!!
If The Ninja was done right, the mornings conversation should go like this:

Guy-"I totally Ninja'd you last night"
Girl-"You totally did"
by Command Center February 24, 2009
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A Transmitted Disease Which Is Acquired By Either Having Sex Or Getting In Contact With An Infected Persons Blood aka The Ninja
Brian: Dude Help!
Angelo:What's Wrong?
Brian: I Don't Know Man, I Just Slept With Melanie!!!
Angelo: Dude I Think You Just Got The Ninja!!!
Brian: Dude I Can't Feel My Dick!!!
Angelo: Its A Good Thing I These Got Ninja Proof Condoms At Walmart For 7.99.
by Ibetatestedyourmother November 30, 2007
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A sex “position” in witch the man walks passed a room and the woman has an orgasm. The position witch is most used by the ancient near supernatural assassins of feudal Japan. The only “normal” person to successfully accomplish this position was Chuck Norris.
Dude Chuck Norris just pulled the Ninja on that bitch!
by Kevin Landesman March 04, 2007
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A concoction of one part vodka, one part orange juice, and one part Moxie, often done in a triple shot glass. Called such for its ability to stealthily overcome you before you even know it.
You ever heard of the Ninja?

I only had a couple at the party last night but I STILL got crazy drunk...
by RuPaul October 27, 2008
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The act of doing adderall before playing Fortnite or other video games.
Hey, before we start this next round, I’m going to do the Ninja real fast.
by Ninjas Side Chick October 18, 2018
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True ninjas cannot be found. Not even on urbandictionary.
Bob: "Hey have you seen any ninjas lately?"
Ray: "No, I don't believe in ninjas"

-Bob is secretly a ninja
by wayfinderisaac October 04, 2012
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I gathered some facts about them:

Ninja don't sweat.

Bullets can't kill a ninja.

Ninja invented skateboarding

Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless.

Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them.

Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want.

Ninja can change clothes in less than 1 second.

Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs.

Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs.

Ninja invented the internet.

Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.

Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin.

Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport.

Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers.

Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to gloat.

Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway.

Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls.

Lack any personality

Wear headbands

Fight skillfully with any object

Can remove a spleen in one swift motion

Live in your house secretly for days

Can remove their shadow if needed

Hurl shurikens

Go anywhere they want instantly

Catch bullets in their teeth

Kill themselves if they make a noise

Can run 100 miles on their hands

Train 20 hours/day starting from age 2

Have cool words like Seppuku

Are masters of disguise

Can hover for hours

Flip out and kill everything

Are completely self-sufficient.

Split planks vertically with their nose

Can hide in incense smoke

Kill people.

Ninjas are the best guitar players. Ever.

Ninjas do NOT wear spandex.

A Samurai is NOT a ninja.

Dragon Ball Z characters are NOT ninjas.

If you see a ninja, he is NOT a ninja.
Some guy: "Ninjas are totally sweet"
Some other guy: "True true"
by sam paulin August 13, 2005
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