Definition 1: Similar to blue balls, the Micheals also include a gooey feeling on the small of your back.
Definition 2: AIDS in the brain.
Definition 2: AIDS in the brain.
GUY 1: Hey did you watch the game last night?
GUY 2: No... a homeless man broke into my house and tied me down...
Guy 1: Oh shit!! Do you want to borrow my revolver?
Guy 2: Oh lol you just totally gave me The Michaels.
GUY 2: No... a homeless man broke into my house and tied me down...
Guy 1: Oh shit!! Do you want to borrow my revolver?
Guy 2: Oh lol you just totally gave me The Michaels.
by juicegiver December 8, 2009
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2. Bowling so badly that’s it considered an epic failure
3. Being an amazing, stand up guy
2. Bowling so badly that’s it considered an epic failure
3. Being an amazing, stand up guy
1. Now that I have a Subaru, I might be Michaeling
2. Look at that guy Michaeling on lane 14
3. Girl 1: I’m really surprised by her boyfriend
Girl 2: Yup, he’s Michaeling
2. Look at that guy Michaeling on lane 14
3. Girl 1: I’m really surprised by her boyfriend
Girl 2: Yup, he’s Michaeling
by Michaelingxcreator August 18, 2019
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Get the Michaeling mug.From the Hebrew name מִיכָאֵל (Mikha'el) meaning "who is like God?". This is a rhetorical question, implying no person is like God. Michael is one of the seven archangels in Hebrew tradition and the only one identified as an archangel in the Bible.
My name is Michael
by Game mode 0 September 14, 2016
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If your name is Michael, you're probably going "this is bullshit" on all the definitions.
If your name is Michael, you're probably going "this is bullshit" on all the definitions.
"I searched up my name, Michael, on Urban Dictionary only to be disappointed that it was completely wrong.
by SunSunne June 5, 2018
Get the Michael mug.Michael is someone that the second you talk to him, you cannot get your mind to think about anything else. He makes you smile on your saddest days, he makes you laugh when you feel like crying. He is beyond perfect. When you are held in his arms nothing else matters in the whole world because that is the best feeling in the world. Every moment you spend with him feels like it is lasting forever but when the moment is gone, you miss him like crazy. When you are away from him he is still loyal and perfect. He has beautiful blue eyes that you can melt in and a smile like no other. Big ears but still perfect. He is everything you always wanted and the love of your life.
Sammy: "Michael is the love of my life"
Sammy's friend: "You said that three times in the past hour!"
Sammy's friend: "You said that three times in the past hour!"
by Michael's girl forever January 21, 2019
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by Northbae September 11, 2016
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