The Lonko

When your best buddy comes in mid sexual intercourse and shoots you in the back with a 12-gauge shotgun while you cum.

Man 1: Yo man I just did The Lonko!
Man 2: Did that to my brother last tuesday. He came so hard.

by TheDirtyCircle November 30, 2022

The London Classic

Five shots, preferably but not necessarily, of the cheapest hard-liquor in the bar. The shots are lined up in a row and consumed, one after the other, in rapid succession. It is often used by people who, having arrived at the bar or club late in the evening, need to catch up in order to have a good time.

Mike: "Shit, I'm late and all you fuckers started drinking without me."
Tom: "No problem bro, just do The London Classic and you'll be good to go."
Mike: "Fuck, I knew you were going to suggest that." *Facepalm

by brandonmichaelblack.com March 14, 2012

The London Oratory

A place of Roman Catholic teaching where instead of a school prom, there is chapel every other week. On special occasions such as saint's feast days, jugs of very poorly rationed cordial is handed out to the pupils at lunch. Members of this place are referred to as Oratorians. An Oratorian can easily be summoned through loudly chanting "pater noster" in which the summoned Oratorian will reply "qui est in chelis". Pupils of the London Oratory will be told that they go to the "Eton of state schools" only for when they visit Eton in rugby matches the pupils are puzzled due to the lack of similarity in any shape or form. Each of the 7 years are divided into six houses, which very uncompetitively compete to win the annual house cup. This is due to the fact that not one individual is aware of how a house gets points only that when you come back after the summer another house's name is added onto the big wooden board.

I go to the London oratory it's kind of put me off the whole Catholicism idea.
The London Oratory is in severe debt but at least the library looks cool.

by The true shoe shop July 20, 2018

The London Look

A term used to describe women with a gap in between their two front teeth.

Girl 1: Have you ever seen True Blood?
Girl 2: Isn't that the one with Anna Paquin? She's totally rocking the London Look.

by Plastiks February 17, 2014

Doing the Lokomotion

Getting blacked out from drinking too many Four Lokos and dancing like a retard

Look at Jones doing the Lokomotion over there. What a lightweight bro-hater.

by loco for the Lokos July 11, 2010

the london lick

The act of putting a girls clitoris in the gap of your front teeth and licking it from behind your teeth.

Cindy really wanted me to go down on her, so I gave her The London Lick to get her off.

by Cfuss May 10, 2016

Riding the Lokomotive

Getting blacked out after drinking too many Four Lokos and doing stupid shit.

Yeah, Tom was definitely riding the Lokomotive when he broke that glass table and pissed on your dog last night.

by RIP Oscar Grant July 11, 2010