the laurie

to tie your hands to the ceiling fan and turn the fan on high blast so you spin fast

hey bro no homo but can we do the laurie? my girlfriend doesnt want to help

by Steven Hawking School of Dance February 4, 2020

the man named laurie

Code name for a member of the Freaky Drunk Closet squad.

This is my son, her name is the man named Laurie

by High friggin noon dude December 30, 2016

the lauren alderton

when a woman teases and uses men to do there bidding.

miss alderton used the lauren alderton to get karl chisnal horny in order to get a free drink

miss alderton used the lauren alderton to make her boyfriend buy her a trip to london.

by eye-pod August 18, 2010

The Laurel

When you are in the middle of receiving oral or something better, not too long past an argument, and just before you reach your zenith of pleasure, the young lady stops and simply walks out of the room.

Man I was getting the best oral yesterday from my girlfriend and all of a sudden she gave me The Laurel, it hurt so bad.

by TJStone January 6, 2010

Layin' down the Lauren

1; A generic alternative for "laying down the mack" 2; to flirt 3; the first step in the process of getting laid

I think it's time that I start layin' down the Lauren

by urbanhooker December 12, 2010

rolling in the Laurier's

the front of the Canadian 5 dollar bill features a portrait of Sir Wilfrid Laurier, similar to how the American dollar bill has a portrait of Benjamin Franklin. this is similar to the term "rolling in the benjamins" but for Canadians who are poor.

canadian 1: hey you wanna go pick up a new sled with me today?
canadian 2: nah, im only rolling in the laurier's lets go for a timmys run instead.

by AutismPrime September 2, 2010

The Lauren Complex

When you date a really religious Christian chick, and she starts to fall for you. Then when you start to change her, and her friends notice, then they pressure her to dump you. Then she does, but she's still crazy about you and tries to get your attention.

I dated this girl once, and I didn't know how religious she was beforehand. It ended up being The Lauren Complex

by 123Stars July 16, 2008