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The Kate 

The action one takes when someone sees a mundane, yet evil none the less, attempt to break the law. These attempts can come in the form of littering, loitering and standing in a bed of flowers. The actions must include something magic related, such as spontaneously setting up a maze of mirrors to lead a littering perpetrator to be trapped in a trash can with the piece of litter in his left breast pocket which now has the name of his long deceased, childhood pet written on it.
John: Yo Frank, did you hear about that girl who made that bed of flowers disappear from under that guy's feet?

Frank: Oh, yeah! They say she pulled The Kate!
The Kate by Ticky21 March 2, 2012
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The Kate Rule

The Kate Rule states that when a male is acting like an asshole he shall be called by a female name, which is chosen by the person who calls upon the rule, and can be supported by other individuals.
A person shall be called by his name again when the amount of people supporting him is more than the amount supporting the accuser.
I hereby call upon the Kate Rule to condemn Gary, he shall be called Lisa from this moment on, do I have the people's support?

THE kate lawrence 

THE Kate Lawrence is THE most awesome being known to the world to date. She is the most fun, most gorgeous and just all round greatest chick ever born. Her laugh sounds like sunshine, rainbows and jellybeans and she is always surrounded by the most fantastic people (or at least she pretends that they are fantastic to their faces).
THE Kate Lawrence is a whiz at languages and is a total legend. Are you AWESOME? Why don't you know her yet?
Q: Why are you doing your hair?
A: THE Kate Lawrence is coming over for dinner

Q: Why is everyone so excited?
A: THE Kate Lawrence is visiting

The Kate Effect 

Every single time Kate Middleton wears something, whether it be a two dollar earring or a 30 dollar coat, it immediately sells out due to the fact that she looks fabulous in everything she wears.
The gold dress Kate Middleton wore to the James Bond premiere had the Kate Effect and sold out within a few hours.
The Kate Effect by Mylameusername February 20, 2022

Kate the Great 

In the year 843 B.C. Macedonia, the reign of Kate the Great was errant. The people, becoming upset, had decided to overthrow their Queen and control the greatest city ever. With her final last words which had a bittersweet symphonous meaning: REMEMBER WHO IS YOUR GODDESS, YOUR QUEEN, YOUR ONLY RULER! KATE THE GREAT! with the last speech, her existence fell underground, for centuries she turned tricks in the French government, selling cigarettes and running the most classiest of whore houses. It was when in 923, France, Kate's existence became apparent once again, having killed King Robert I, she in turned used her advanced ancient military tactics until she moved to america and became a normal girl. However, she still retained the famous name "Kate the Great".
Kate the Great > Samuel L. Jackson > Chuck Norris.

Kate The Great Weather Machine

She is the most awesome person ever in the Mysterious Benedict Society Series. She carries around a bucket full of everything she needs and is very agile and athletic. See also, Kate Weatherall.
OMG, it's Kate The Great Weather Machine, y'all

Kate (The short one) 

The best damn person you could ever meet. You’ll fall for her immediately. She doesn’t have much for self confidence and doesn’t see how beautiful she is. Is a weirdo but in the best way possible. You are lucky if you have a Kate in your life. Oct 3rd
I’ve been through hell but would do it all again for Kate (the short one)
Kate (The short one) by Me-Hop December 10, 2019
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