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A sex act involving a peer sliding a banana up one's anal cavity, followed by allowing a live snake to enter the cavity for anal stimulus. All while holding a stuffed bear softly whispering "I love you Baloo".
Last night was wild with Darren when he did The Jungle Book.
by WizardPouch January 30, 2019
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Sex position where you whisper to yo girl's ear, "Trust in me."
Then proceed to slowly shove Rudyard Kipling's classic novel The Jungle Book down your hoe's hairy penis-pocket.
While sliding Rudyard Kipling's masterpiece, hum "The Bare Necessities" to arouse her.
When the book is halfway down there, proceed to light the outer half on fire.
Then scream "Behold the Red Flower!"
Now, pull out your Kaa, your Black Panther, your Gigantopithecus, or whatever you call your weiner and kill the fire with your piss.

Then normally fuck her.
After that wait for your man-cub to develop in her.

Then you're done.
"Do you prefer The Jungle Book be done by Jon Favreau or Andy Serkis?"
"I prefer it be done by Walt Disney."
by Smitemegodpleasesmiteme November 13, 2019
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One of the worst Disney movies ever made. Disney is believed to have almost gone under after making this monstrosity. Aladdin, however, saved the company because it was so unbelievably awesome.
Only Jesse Lucas could love The Jungle Book because she was the weirdest in all the land.
by ArcherGuy November 17, 2009
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