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The Jamert

The jamert is an eldritch abomination which currently resides within the creature known as Edward, For some unspoken reason the Jamert prefers british young boys as his vessel this reason is currently not known.

The jamert is known to invoke insanity in the vessel he currently possesses and it often ends in the death of the vessel one way or another as the jamert flees in search of a new vessel
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Backflipmadness12346: Oh god he is beginning to jamert

The jamert is now activating
by Xarxa01 March 9, 2023
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The Jamestown Freaks

a group of Jamestown Jammers fans who thinks that it is fun to yell, scream, and blow vuvuzelas in support of their team.
FAN 1: Did you see the Jamestown Jammers Game
FAN 2: Yes, but a loud group of fans was really bothering me the whole time.
FAN 3: Oh you mean the Jamestown Freaks, they are awesome.
by Mattheus Karlsson July 8, 2011
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The Jurassic Jamestown

A traditional ways to celebrate Thanksgiving Month. This tradition dictates that one consume a turkey leg every day of the month of November until thanksgiving day itself. On Thanksgiving day one should consume all parts of the turkey. Sages differ on whether a turkey leg/day must be consumed from Black Friday until the end of November.
A: “hey bro, you doin’ No-Nut November this year?”
B: “Nah man I’m just gonna do the Jurassic Jamestown
by SimchaChern November 10, 2021
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- a very short nickname to call your friend named james
wow did you see davey-jad jamaica, jamiel aidEn cinder-tubby-maid-lope dAviS hot-cold pocket, jamer jamerson coopycooper the sohan stan,cinderella,ed sheeran ripoff , telEtUBbiE, WaSte of OxEGyn , the sofia the first judd he robbed a bank yesterday
by jamersonfanaccount December 17, 2020
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