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The Inbetweeners 

The Inbetweeners is a hit comedy broadcasted by those rascals at e4. One of the funniest teenage programs on television, it’s also funny viewing for adults.

The show centres on Will who reminds me of a teenage version of Mark from Peep Show. As well as being geeky and socially awkward, his best friend Simon is the classic “nice guy” stereotype and has been after the same girl Carlie for a while. Although having said that, I would give my index fingers to shag that bit of crumpet.

Will’s other friends include the dumb but good-hearted Neal and the ultimate lad Jay who has most the best lines in the show. However despite his laddish credentials, he’s a bull-shitter but that adds to his humour, what a cheeky chap.
Guy 1: Hey mate, did you check out The Inbetweeners last night?
Guy 2: Those guys get up to some right shenanigans, I creased at the bus wanker bit.

Guy 1: I know! Whatever will they get up to next week? There’s a film coming out soon.
Guy 2: No way, we gotta check that out when it comes out!
Eavesdropping Girl: Oh I love Simon, he’s so cute!
Guys 1 and 2: *cringes*
The Inbetweeners by VoiceofReason21 September 9, 2010
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The Inbetweeners 

Teenage years:

Expectation: Skins

Reality: The Inbetweeners

neil's dad from the inbetweeners

i bet u want my lips right round ur bellend... u bumder.
neil's dad from the inbetweeners is a bumder
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026