The Hulk Smash 

The Hulk Smash is an epic sexual maneuver. When a man is having sex (or getting head, but it works much better when having sex, as it's easier to conceal the green paint), he stops, pulls out, and dips his dick in a can of green paint. He then goes over to the head of the bed and bellows, "HULK SMASH" while cock-slapping the girl, from left to right, across her face. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a second time, cock-smacking her on the backswing. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a third and final time, knocking the lamp off of the night table. He gets five bonus points for breaking her jaw, and wins if he breaks her neck.

Note: There is an optional beginning to the Hulk Smash, where when the man gets his erection, he may say, "Bruce Banner's getting angry!!!". However, this beginning is only recommended for experienced Hulk Smashers.
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived his Hulk Smashes.

Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived the hulk smash he dealt out.

The Hulk Smash by The_Prophet December 15, 2008

The Hulk smash 

The sexual act where you pick up your partner put one fist in her ass and one in her mouth and try to make them meet while shouting HULK SMASH. additionally you could rip your pants apart and paint your balls green

I totally did The Hulk smash on that girl last night my hand were full of shit and saliva

The Hulk smash by Generaal_Knakkie November 14, 2023