the hoover

the hoover is performed by mounting your partner from behind
and kicking out her arms while lifting her legs. Proceed to push her
around the floor like a vacuum cleaner.

I pushed that bitch with the hoover last night.

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

The Hoover

While in a doogy style position, the male grabs the arms of the female, and proceeds to walk her around the floor. It is a cleaning position. You clean your floor and have fun doing it.

Person 1-"Hey bill your floor looks really clean. Did you actually clean?"
Person 2-"Nah bro. I turned victoria into the hoover last night. She was pissed!"

by madlaxind7 March 6, 2008

the hoover

hehluh's dance!!!

Doing the hoover does not mean screwing the vacuum cleaner!

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

The Hoover

The act of blowing one's load in or around a girls ass, and then sucking it out. It's optional to spit it on her face. The term comes from the similarity to the action of a vacuum cleaner.

We knew Alex's last name was Hoover, but we didn't know he enjoyed performing The Hoover so much.

by spodumene November 29, 2006

the hoover

A forbidden dance that is done only on the dance floor by a one Hoover.

by Anonymous August 6, 2003

the Hoover

When a female gives oral and begins to deepthroat but she stops midway to slap her tongue against the penis and makes a loud suction noise like a vacuum cleaner

Guy: man i got the Hoover last night
Friend: damn man that sounds nice how was it
Guy: loud

by becky j April 23, 2014

The Hoover

When a man busts a nut inside a woman, then goes down and sucks his cum out of her pussy and kisses her filling her mouth with his load.

I heard Chris tried the Hoover on Jess last night! She was not cool with it.

by Sonic22 December 20, 2020