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The Hitlers Bunker 

A hybrid sex move that consists of a Dirty Sanchez immediately followed by a Dutch Oven. The victim/lover may now emerge from the bunker with their stylish Hitler 'stache.
My wife asked if we could get tickets to the next Dane Cook stand-up special. Instead, I gave her The Hitlers Bunker and told her it was time we see other people.
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Hitler in the Bunker 

The highest level of fucked imaginable. If you have fucked up this bad, there is no chance of recovery or redemption. Nobody will ever be able to justify your actions, and at this point total defeat is inevitable. Your best hope is to make peace with your deity of choice and end it all before the Russians do it for you.
John: On a scale of 1 to 100 how fucked am I?
Jack: On a scale of 1 to 100? You’re Hitler in the Bunker.
John: That bad?
Hitler in the Bunker by Kronl October 11, 2023