The Grey Poupon

A sex act, similar to bukkake, in which a number of aged individuals dump the contents of their colostomy bags onto a willing participant.

A: You into scat?

B: I was. I need The Grey Poupon to get me off these days.

by no_no_NO August 27, 2013

Grey Poupon

Grey Poupon - Grey Poupon is a brand of Dijon-style mustard originally owned and marketed in the U.S. by the Heublein Company and now owned and manufactured by Kraft Foods. Like other Dijon mustards, Grey Poupon contains a small amount of white wine, and uses brown mustard seed grown in Canada

it sounds very funny if you pull up to a posh person in a car and ask them (in a posh voice) do yoo have any grey Poupon?

this was also made comedic by waynes world 1.

WPerson: Exuse me

Posh person: Yes

Person:Do you have any grey poupon?
i have been dying to eat somr all day?

posh person: No

by john mahony April 12, 2008

grey poupon

A name brand of mustard.

Escuse me, Sir. Do you have any grey poupon?

by Carlton May 27, 2003

Grey Poupon

One of life's finer pleasures.

Excuse me sir, do you happen to have any Grey Poupon?
*hands over Grey Poupon*
One of life's finer pleasures.

by bjc2002 February 26, 2013

Grey Poupon

A special type of mustard known for being the preferred choice of the wealthy. Commonly used as "thinking of yourself with a high standard." (i.e. thinking one's shit don't stank)

My boyfriend, he thinks he's so grey poupon he ain't shit....

by iamtwopints July 26, 2009

grey poupon

Old people use it. Also, rich people.

Pardon me, do you have any grey poupon?

by smiley_dude69 May 22, 2004

Grey Poupon

funny phrase in the background of Jim Jones' song "We Fly High". Also, A brand of mustard.

" That grey poupon "

by Amillionare February 6, 2007