The Gretch

The Gretch: A very hot girl, usually with a fine ass, thinks her shit don't stink, innocent looking then turns freak when she gets between the sheets, AND with utter certainty, is known to frequently spread STD's far and wide. Also swallows every time.

Shit, stay away from that ho, she's got a nasty case of The Gretch!!

She's got a fine ass and I really want to fuck her, but everybody knows that ho's always got The Gretch.

by bigsass June 28, 2011

Gretch

To forcefully grab something with an ungodly amount of strength

Hey let me gretch that for you

by Arcxus January 18, 2021

Gretch

Something that is both ghetto AND ratchet.
Gretchling- one who embodies being gretch.
Gretchen- the queen of gretch and the GRETCHIEST person on this earth.

The South Campus buildings of UNC Chapel Hill, specifically Craige, are extremely gretch.

It's evident that Gretchen is at UNC Chapel Hill, as there are a multitude of cockroaches to be seen when the sun sets.

"Gretch means ghetto and ratchet, have fun with it"- the creator of Gretch

by Richapple October 12, 2023

gretch

Having a quality that is either good or bad but is decidedly gretch. A Placement holder word. Don’t know what to say? Say it’s gretch.

Did you see the mailman’s new haircut? It’s giving…gretch.

by SallySupporter March 03, 2022

Gretch

to violently sneak.

To go or move in a quiet, stealthy way while having some sort of a violent, destructive motive.

That fucking oven door gretched up on my hand!

Hey man, stop gretching up on me!

So, I was playing paintball and had a sweet sniping spot. Then out of no where Chris gretched up on me.

by LxBxC June 15, 2007

Gretch

1. (n) A person who neglects to speak constructively.
2. (v) To speak with destructive intent.

Asking "why" exhibits Gretch-like behavior.

by Burma's cat, Yac{k}s January 23, 2018

Gretch

Gretch - A mouldy, unclean and/or rotten vagina.

"Damn, man, that girl last night had the worst gretch I'd ever seen!"

by Nacho Man Sandy Ravage September 08, 2014