The Granby is a very popular gay club, in the UK. Every weekend lesbians and gay men from far afield flock to Reading for a great night out
"Do you like hefty looking women who play rugby and down pints like men?" "I sure do." "Great! Then head off to The Granby this Monday and watch all the dykes dance to trash disco music, while smoking Marlboro Lights and wearing their Primark jeans!"
by Susan January 29, 2005
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On futurama, when Fry, pulled one of the lanterns from the old church, ruining Paul Revere's midnight ride; Professor Farnsworth informed him of his screwup of historical proportions by saying: "Fry, you dope! You've really screwed the granny this time.".
On futurama, when Fry, pulled one of the lanterns from the old church, ruining Paul Revere's midnight ride; Professor Farnsworth informed him of his screwup of historical proportions by saying: "Fry, you dope! You've really screwed the granny this time.".
"Fry, you dope! You've really screwed the granny this time."
"You read from the Necronomicon and unleash Lord Cthulhu on Australia?! Well, it looks like you've really screwed the granny on this one."
"You read from the Necronomicon and unleash Lord Cthulhu on Australia?! Well, it looks like you've really screwed the granny on this one."
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It feels like a granny is doing it for you.
It feels like a granny is doing it for you.
by eggmeister19 July 18, 2010
Get the The Granny mug.Indication that a gentleman has given a vigorous and enthusiastic pounding to a consenting female. This practice often results in ruptions of internal organs and rendering the subject crippled for several days, almost like your gran. To smash the granny you do not need to be fussy. The granny can be smashed out of all of the mainstream orifices including the less popular but equally effective belly button smashing, reserved for ladies of a larger volume.
Tigger found walking and day to day activities challenging and painful after Christopher Robin smashed the granny out of his ring piece (Extract from 'Whinnie the Pooh, can honey be used as lube? - 1954')
by Tom A December 1, 2006
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Get the Smash the Granny mug.v. From the t.v. show Futurama, to screw up, particularly to go back in time and mess up the future flow of events. From the episode where the main character, Fry, went back in time and slept with a woman who turned out to be his grandmother. Used in later episodes to indicate a time-related screw-up.
(After Fry took a lantern meant to signal Paul Revere) Fry, you've really screwed the granny this time!
Marty McFly, you kissed your mom?!? Boy, you've really screwed the granny this time!
Marty McFly, you kissed your mom?!? Boy, you've really screwed the granny this time!
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