While hanging out with friends, secretly get the goat out and then sit on a friend's lap. Used in penis showing game.
Taylor: "Lets go hang out with some females"
Evan: "no, i want to lay on the couch and play call of duty"
Taylor: (with the goat out, and sitting on evan) "THE GLOAT"
Evan: "WTF MAN!?!?! your F'ing nasty!!!"
Evan: "no, i want to lay on the couch and play call of duty"
Taylor: (with the goat out, and sitting on evan) "THE GLOAT"
Evan: "WTF MAN!?!?! your F'ing nasty!!!"
by Taylor20 February 4, 2008
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