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The Forbidden Pre 

Instead of normal pre-workouts that use caffeine, the forbidden pre utilizes your pain, rage, regret, or vengeance as motivation. Most of the time, this can even be more effective than more traditional types of pre-workout. Ever been heartbroken? Use that forbidden pre. Ever had a good buddy pass away recently? Use that forbidden pre. Remember that one kid who called you fat in middle school? Use that forbidden pre.
Man, I ran out of pre-workout, I guess I have to load up those old messages and use the forbidden pre.

*2 seconds later*
AHHHHHHHHHGH

*slams deadlift PR"
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