the fedex

It is when you put a fist in the pink and a foot in the stink.

Fred was driving the FedEx so hard that Corina couldn’t walk the next day.

by VBsmash May 2, 2018

The Federal Hotel

A belittling term for prison, often used by someone who has been there.

Man, we get caught with this shit, and it's a five-year stay in the Federal Hotel!

by Blackwolf Morrow September 29, 2005

Melon the Federals

The act of hurling a watermelon from a great distance at a figure of authority.

Looks like its time to MELON THE FEDERALS!

by Patterson25 July 14, 2011

The Federal Pain Chamber

When you are so fucking drugged out of your mind that any slight inconvenience is suddenly a major issue.

"I am thinking mornings should be illegal and the federal pain chamber dismantled."

"The federal pain chamber?"
"Yeah, waking up really early is torture"

by AngelkNk September 2, 2021

The Federated States Of Kampei

A Micronesia country ran by RN of the association of Kampeinesia. The government consists of RN, BCC , AS , AS , FH

"Have you checked the new laws in The Federated States Of Kampei?" - BCC

"Yes, the taxes are very affordable." - AS

by Kampei May 13, 2023

The Federation

A closely knit yet secretive of militia in the United States whose goals are not readily apparent. Its ranks are hidden and very few members are known to "outsiders". The main reason for its existance is said to be world domination but captured opperatives have devulged that its goals far surpass these motives.

While it has remained tight knit a secretive for many years, information was finally released during a mock combat simulation where members of rival organizations stumbled upon one of its key members.

He later announced the following short term goals of The Federation:
1) The establishment of a homeland in the Aleutian Islands
2) The establishment of a communist government in Mozambique
3) The establishment of a captialist nation off the coast of Mozambique (constatuting the first all ship nation to have ever existed)
4) The ultimate destruction or assimilation of all rival factions.

The Federation shall soon take over the world in a single night.

by Lt. Kev. February 28, 2005

The federalist papers

Alexander joins forces with James Madison
And John Jay to write a series of essays
Defending the new United States Constitution
Entitled The Federalist Papers
The plan was to write a total of 25 essays
The work divided evenly among the three men
In the end, they wrote 85 essays
In the span of six months
John Jay got sick after writing five
James Madison wrote 29
HAMILTON WROTE THE OTHER 51!

hamilton wrote most the federalist papers

by Blaneyfan12 September 11, 2023