The Chalupa 

When you eat a lot of Mexican food then shit all over your partners white sheets and wrap up your partner in it

Man #1.Last night i gave Jenny the Chalupa and she kicked me out

Man#2. Dude why the hell did you do that...was it really worth it

Man#1. Hell yes

The Chalupa by Jarredtheawesome March 29, 2010

drop the chalupa 

In prison, an inmate is asked to "drop the chalupa" which means to squad down, lean forward enough for the guard to see their asshole, then cough. This is how guards check for things shoved up the ass.

Hey offender, why are you acting weird? Get out of them and drop the chalupa!

drop the chalupa by Aruced November 4, 2011

drop the chalupa 

to take a big-ass dump, especially after consuming food from Taco Bell

Q: Ever wonder how the sour cream gets inside of the burritos?

A: The Taco Bell dog fucked them.

drop the chalupa by ¡@_@! August 15, 2004

drop the chalupa 

when you tell someone who keeps pursuing you and trying to hit on you to back the fuck off or to cut the crap because you're just not interested

Sarah was at a party and this guy named Kelvin kept tryin to holla holla so she told him "Drop the Chalupa Kelvin! You're not my type!"

drop the chalupa by jotheho4m_Mexico June 29, 2010

drop the chalupa 

Giving Birth

My ol' lady dropped the chalupa

drop the chalupa by x April 28, 2004

dropping the chalupa 

A unique sexual activity requiring advance preparation and a girl you never want to see again. Before sex, get a condom and fill it with every bodily excrement imaginable. (i.e. shit, piss, vomit, snot, sweat, cum, saliva, and that diarrhea liquid shit). Tie off the condom like a water baloon, and stash it somewhere near the bed where it can be discreetly reached. During sex, change to doggie style, and just as you cum, break the condom over her fucking head!

"Hey, what happened to that chick you took home last night? You gonna see her again?"

"Naw, I dropped the chalupa, so she won't be coming around again."

"Oh, cool. Well, then can I have her number?"

dropping the chalupa by Matzilla August 23, 2004

Dropped the Chalupa 

Throwing a burrito at your coworkers because they changed your wall paper.

"Kurt dropped the chalupa when Nancy Reagan disappeared from his screen saver."

Dropped the Chalupa by reggie hammer June 11, 2006