The Cannella
The act of fingering the ass hole of a drunk desperate hoe in a club with no lubricant in an attempt not to get thrown out
The Cannella by Insomnia-man April 13, 2016
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Theory of the Cancellation of the Future
A critical theory proposing that contemporary society—through a combination of ecological dread, economic precarity, cultural nostalgia, and technological saturation—has lost its capacity to imagine a collective future worth striving for. The future is “cancelled” not because time stops, but because the narratives that once gave it shape (progress, utopia, generational improvement) have collapsed. What remains are recycled pasts, apocalyptic forecasts, or endless presentism. The theory explains why cultural production fixates on reboots and nostalgia, why politics retreats to safety rather than aspiration, and why even visions of technological salvation feel more like survival than flourishing.
Example: “Her generation couldn’t imagine buying a house, retiring, or even a stable climate—theory of the cancellation of the future, where the horizon has shrunk to next month’s paycheck.”
Theory of the Cancellation of the Future by Dumu The Void March 30, 2026
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The three-part text message cancellation
The passive-agressive, real-time technique a girl will use to cancel a date with a guy, starting with an initial postponing ("seeing a friend from out of town!"), a second postponing ("my friend is late, sorry!") and ending with outright cancellation, often without a second date suggestion ("Sorry, can't make it tonight! Talk soon")
The three-part text message cancellation goes as follows:
Girl: Hey, yeah, my friend Anna is in town for the night, and we'll just get dinner. Meet afterward for drinks?
Guy: Sure.
Girl: Yeah, so she's kind of down, I'm gonna have a couple of drinks with her, is that okay?
Guy: Yeah, I'll see you later.
Girl: Okay so Anna is sleeping over, girl's night in. Really sorry.
Guy: Okay, so we do this later then?
Girl: ...
Girl: Hey, yeah, my friend Anna is in town for the night, and we'll just get dinner. Meet afterward for drinks?
Guy: Sure.
Girl: Yeah, so she's kind of down, I'm gonna have a couple of drinks with her, is that okay?
Guy: Yeah, I'll see you later.
Girl: Okay so Anna is sleeping over, girl's night in. Really sorry.
Guy: Okay, so we do this later then?
Girl: ...
The three-part text message cancellation by TheMontrealGuy October 21, 2011
You the birthday
You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
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church hurt
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.