A mysterious being, legend tells the tale of a purple man with an undying will and an unbreakable spirit that may not die as long as there is sex and shall not yield until there are no more people left to spread his word. Even if they don't know they are.
"I'm down bad, i don't know if i should make a deal with The CEO of Sex, he is as sly as he is powerfull"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).